Screw New Year’s Resolutions. We are all perfect just as we are. Why change? Why change a thing? Let entropy do the work. Let’s make next year just like last year! By this time next year, I am going to: Be further in debt Have less money in savings Lose at least one more friend via social media Hold a grudge Take more things personally Gain weight Add body fat Lose muscle mass Lose cardio endurance Lose flexibility Have more clutter Procrastinate more Leave more projects incomplete Keep paying on my storage unit Spend more total hours watching TV and movies Spend more total hours playing games Generally stare at a screen as often as possible Forget old skills, like playing an instrument or speaking a foreign language Spend more time consuming than creating Sleep-procrastinate and be as tired as possible every day Replace any passion in my life with food Convince myself that New Year’s Resolutions are for suckers Try to be more cynical I have all the motivation and willpower I need to do everything on my list! Comments are closed.
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AuthorI've been working with chronic disorganization, squalor, and hoarding for over 20 years. I'm also a marathon runner who was diagnosed with fibromyalgia and thyroid disease 17 years ago. This website uses marketing and tracking technologies. Opting out of this will opt you out of all cookies, except for those needed to run the website. Note that some products may not work as well without tracking cookies. Opt Out of CookiesArchives
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