Twice As Big

If you were twice as big as me, you would:

Live in a 1360 square foot house
​
Have two cars

Have two bathrooms

Have two televisions

Have twelve dinner plates, ten cereal bowls, and twelve coffee mugs

Have eight bath towels and eight hand towels

Weigh 240 pounds (or be ten feet and eight inches tall)

Have four laundry baskets

Have 28 pairs of shoes

Have 56 hangers in your closet

Have ten skirts

Have 26 pairs of pants and jeans

Have twenty dresses

Have 54 shirts

Have 14 sweaters

Have four pairs of shorts and two swimsuits

Have 44 pairs of socks

Have 158 books

Have two craft projects in progress

I made myself count stuff in my ever-present donation/sale bag, because technically I still have it, and I've wound up moving with "donation" or "eBay" or "yard sale" bags more than once. I also counted our car, even though we sold it after I wrote this.

This is a silly idea in many ways, because presumably you don't have two drivers licenses, two dishwashers, or two ...I ran out of ideas there, because people may well have two refrigerators, two houses, two beds, two couches, or two spouses. Anyway, the point is that we can always look around and consider how much territory and how many accessories and accoutrements it takes to "be us."

Hopefully you just have twice as many friends, twice as much fun, twice as much energy, and twice as much love in your life as I do!

---